Radio and television personality Dr. Drew recently made it super simple for dads who are worried about their daughters dating emotionally unavailable dickholes. And while his words were technically “If you don’t want your daughters to do the same thing and go after invisible men, don’t be an invisible dad,” we know Drew really wanted to cut loose and call people names.

So, you see, this is why Dr. Drew has a television show and we don’t: Dr. Drew has restraint. And one of those fancy degrees and doctor-like licenses. And probably a stethoscope.

You can watch the video of Drew laying down the law on dads on HLN, sauced below.

There’s got to be some reason why all these career-driven dads are staying home with the kids. Were they laid off, forced out of work because of the mancession? Did they eschew traditional office work to write memoirs and blogs? Are they trying to give their fathers’ old fashioned work ethic the finger?

Nope. They’re just — as it turns out — happier at home.

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Episode 033: Just The Tip

This week’s episode covers the following stories on 8BitDad.com for the week leading up to June 12th, 2012: PQotW: What Album Do You Listen To With Your Kids? / Grandfather Kicked Out Of Barnes & Noble For Shopping Alone In Kid’s Section / A Threesome To Remember / Lessons From Dad: Yes, We Can Learn from Him / Birth To 12-Years-Old In 2:45 – Stop Motion Video 

A fight rages on about a grandfather in Scottsdale, Arizona, who was kicked out of a Barnes & Noble store on May 4 after the heinous and unforgivable crime of shopping for his grandchildren.

The man, 73 year old Dr. Omar Amin, was looking for books for his two grandsons in the children’s section, when a B&N employee approached him, told him that “men alone cannot be by themselves in the children’s area,” and was forced out of the store.

We weren’t going to bring this up, but since you asked, yes, there was a complaint made that day by a woman – and yes, that was the real reason why Amin was removed.

Desmond Hatchett has been in the news lately, so let’s keep the momentum going. This father in Tennessee has 30 kids with 11 different women. But the reason why Hatchett is in the news recently is because he’s not pleased about his child support responsibilities.

Dr. Drew Pinsky, addiction therapist to the stars and co-host of Los Angeles-based radio station KROQ’s “Love Line” show, calls Hatchett a “menace to society.” A caller on Pinsky’s show even suggested castration, while another suggested that if Hatchett acts like a dog, have him fixed like a dog.