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The Times of India has a couple suggestions for Father’s Day. And if you follow these, your dad will hate you.

Designer Meera Gupta tells the Times of India to “try for slim-fit, short, bold printed shirts with white wide bottom pants or tightfitted t-shirts with stripes or even prints with off-white high waist pants.”

Another designer, Monika Arora, suggests to “choose a nice pair of bell bottoms with a good amount of flare. Team it up with a nice shirt with polka dots.”

Do this if you’d like your father to hate you. And I don’t mean a passing hate followed by a father-son lunch. I mean a hatred that transcends generations. You will be shamed, and you will be erased from the family tree.

Sauce: Times of India


Father’s Day Facts & Trivia

Well dudes, Father’s Day is in just a couple of days. It’s time we went over some nuts-and-bolts about it.

We’ve got facts, figures and trivia after the jump!


I always appreciate reading articles about fathers being written by mothers. I wonder what it must have been like when the mom-in-the-workplace boom happened, and a bunch of dudes wrote Wall Street Journal articles about moms.

WSJ writer Sue Shellenbarger sticks it to us fathers in her article “Parenting Styles: Dad Challenges, While Mom Calms.” I can’t help but feel like her post needed some counter-points. And since she said she interviewed “several couples” but then only quoted the mothers – I’ve got to speak on behalf of the dudes.


Dear Sophie
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This commercial’s been around for a month or so, not that it gives me street cred to say that.

A father starts a Gmail account for his daughter and writes e-mails to her, linking pics, videos and Google Maps links. He hopes to share it with her someday. BTW, Sophie’s clearly got siblings. Poor, unloved siblings.

Also, don’t try this at home, because it’s actually against Google’s TOS. That’s “Terms of Service,” stupid.



Kid Gives Speech After Learning To Ride A Bike

This video of a kid making an off-the-cuff inspirational speech after learning to ride a bike is popping up around the internet. The kid’s speech is charming and unintentionally funny, which makes the video internet gold, but the content of this little boy’s speech reveals what he learned from his dad in the process of getting up on that bike.

Perhaps the most important lesson that this boy learned is that his own personal skills and qualities are changeable. A lot of people talk about personal attributes as fixed values. You’re smart or you’re dumb. You’re fast or you’re slow. You ride a bike or you walk. Learning to ride a bike taught this child that hard work and practice are tools that can be used for self-improvement.

We give our children a starting point, but don’t forget that we’re also responsible for teaching them how to push their personal boundaries.



Touchscreen Bug
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Dude your touchscreen’s got a bug…wait, no, there’s a bug on your touchscreen!

This father thrills the hell out of his daughter filming a fly on his touchscreen monitor, as it clicks and drags its way around Reddit.

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The Legend of Zelda (& Robin Williams)
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A new commercial hit the air this week for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D starring Robin Williams and his daughter, Zelda.

Yeah, no kidding, bro – his daughter’s actually named after the legendary princess!



Despicable father James Hawkins is despicable.

Seventeen-time convict Hawkins, 30, was already slapped with a restraining order when he came back to 28 year old Charlene Gather’s house. Gather was the mother of Hawkins’ three kids – but since that meant nothing to Hawkins, he stabbed Gather in front of their 12 year old daughter.

But that wasn’t enough. Hawkins then brought in a saw, and made the daughter help dismember her mother, and then brought the daughter with him to get rid of Gather’s body parts.

Since Hawkins was already nominated for Father of the Year at this point, he went one step further and returned the saw to the store he bought it from. This was in 2008.

It took a jury less than two hours last Saturday to reach a verdict and death sentence for Hawkins. But sadly, it’ll take a lifetime for the three kids to come to terms with the things they’ve seen and experienced.

Enjoy Hell, James – we’re glad you’ll finally find a fitting home.

Sauce: True Crime Report