“So my dad says i can’t get my belly pierced.” / “my dad banned me from driving for a week because i almost hit a lady… she wouldn’t move “ / “My dad won’t let me call anyone a nazi or a cracker… #damn”.

These, my excellent readers, are just some of the tweets our friends over at Buzzfeed have compiled. As teenagers, most of us might have “been there” but we didn’t have Twitter to prove to the world how much of a douche bag we were. Luckily, these current adolescent 140 character rants will be preserved in internet carbonite.

Here are our 8 (slightly NSFW) faves:

Check out the sauce below for the full 69 and please, be excellent to each other.