A Delaware couple faces charges of conspiracy, endangering the welfare of a child and reckless endangerment after allegedly “waterboarding” their daughter as punishment.

On July 21, a neighbor of Dr. Melvin and Pauline Morse called 911 when the Morse’s 11 year old daughter ran to his house and said that Melvin had dragged her by her ankle across their gravel driveway before spanking her. After an arrest on charges of one count third-degree assault and two counts endangering the welfare of a child, Dr. Morse – a pediatrician – posted bond.

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A lot of people have grand ideas for loved ones’ ashes. Some toss them over a waterfall, let them loose in the ocean, or bury them in their garden. Some people even put them in pills and…well, you know. But one Australian family won the gold medal for covert operations – scattering their father’s ashes at the Triple Jump Track at the London Olympics.