20 Terrible Baby Names For 2012
by | May 22, 2012 at 7:32 p.m.
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Michael was the #1 name in the 80s while my name hit the charts at #16. Today, according to the SSA, the most popular name for a boy in 2011 (for the 13th year in a row) was “Jacob”, while ”Sophia” was a popular name for the females.

What Team Coco did was ask the community for help to select worse names that would be just downright terrible. In the meantime, we’re going strong with the most awesome name, “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined“.

Here’s the list from Team Coco:

  1. Optimus Gandalf
  2. Honey Boo-boo
  3. Vidalia
  4. Haymitch
  5. Mittens
  6. Green Algae - Max Heyworth 
  7. Kony – @KatTheGoalie
  8. Derpina - Sergio Barajas Lozano 
  9. Edcob - Theresa Bruckner 
  10. Dorito Locos - Joey Hough 
  11. I’ll Have Another - Matt Kessler 
  12. Alopecia — @Madeyouread
  13. Jermajesty - Mickey Ryder
  14. Mittrack Obramney - Lori L. Craig 
  15. Spraytan - Adam Sandwell 
  16. Methany- Aaron Killian 
  17. Joffrey- Bryan Koerner 
  18. Dypthong – @Mehworth
  19. Zackcident - Matthew Bellany 
  20. Bidet - Jana Casale

I’m calling BS on whoever wrote in with “Mittens”.

That name is f*cking awesome.

It’d have to be a boys name too, where I train and raise him to become a brutal cage fighter. Mittens will see you in hell.

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  • Larkeneuliss

    I love that I get to “surround” you during the day!  Great article…mittens.

    • http://8bitdad.com Bryan Ferguson

      WORD

  • http://raulcolon.net/ Raul Colon

    I would really stay away from the I will have another! 

  • http://humandaddy.com Kirk Augustine

    I also think Doritos Locos is pretty sweet, but who am I?

    I have to give an honorable mention in the middle names category to the fictional child on How I Met Your Mother who was give the middle name, “wait for it”. Best middle name ever!

    Also, if I ever have another boy. Mittens is going on the list of contenders.

  • Steve

    Yeah I am down with Mittens too man.  At least for a middle name.