Adele, who we can now assume doesn’t like her dad much, said if she ever sees him, she “will spit in his face.”

Mark Evans, Adele’s father, sold a story last year to The Sun, declaring in it that his lack of relationship with his daughter tears him up, and he has “regretted that every second of every day to this moment now.”

Adele’s not impressed, and is angry that Evans wouldn’t simply tell her these things instead of the media. According to Adele, she and her father haven’t talked for close to 10 years. Evans on the other hand, says they see each other every couple of weeks.

So, there’s obviously something going on here. We’ll just butt-out for now.

Making the rounds this week is a story about a Texas grandfather that was stopped by police while walking with his granddaughter. The kicker, which is no surprise thanks to my tell-all title and image, is that the granddaughter was black – the grandfather was white. As always, the devil’s in the details.