Long story short: Philips knows for a fact that fathers don’t care about their babies. Also, Philips has money. Lots. You don’t. Checkmate.

Philips also doesn’t believe in fathers as parents. The story starts with a dude named Oren Miller. You might know him from his site, A Blogger and a Father. Oren was poking around the internet one day looking for hair clippers for kids, and unearthed Philips’ ugly opinion of dads. And being that us fathers have to stand together to defeat exclusion, Oren and I came together like Voltron to defeat Philips. It worked!

(It mostly didn’t work.)