As a relatively new father and long-time gamer, I can’t say I wasn’t curious about attending a midnight launch. Sh*t, I even pinged Zach. I can see now that my competetive advantage in console gaming is forever vanquished. But my spirit lives on… in my 13.5 month old daughter.

I will train her. I will make her aware of the challenges she will face in time. I will scout her enemies in advance as she pulls the trigger. This is war, and I will have my revenge.

Okay, not really.