Archive:  September 21st, 2011

Marcus Mazio Razario, aka Mark Michael Ruffalo, was arrested Monday for sitting on his 90 year old father’s chest and beating him bloody. And why would someone do that? Turns out that Mark Ruffalo’s got a custody case going on right now, and he wanted his father to testify favorably on his behalf. Definitely the way to get that done, bro.

The father, Michael Ruffalo, of Barstow, was airlifted to Loma Linda University Medical Center and treated for broken ribs and a facial fracture.

What a piece of s**t. And good luck with that custody case, Mark Ruffalo. I’d bet polar bears are better fathers than this guy, and polar bears have a nasty habit of eating their own babies.

SF Gate

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Usually kids are dying to get a bunk bed – not dying because they got one.

Too soon?!

Furniture manufacturer American Woodcrafters is recalling their Wood Twin Bunk Beds and Loft Bunk Beds (SKU# 1800-977 & 1800-969) because the guard rail can crack, and the mattress and child can come sailing out of it. And I don’t have to tell you what happens when a kid falls out of a bunk bed. Thankfully, no injuries have been reported yet.

If you own one of those bunk bed SKUs, you should call American Woodcrafters right away by phone: (888) 429-7265. You can also read more info about the recall at both of the sauces below.

Ya dun’ goofed, American Woodcrafters.

CPSC

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